Petition for Eric to quit stalling and sell his quad

Hello, I have a fat friend named Eric Bouma. He is fat and lazy and owns a quad worth a good sum of money. He has talked about selling his quad for over a year now but he never actually follows through. Well now, Eric has a reason to actually sell it asap. The boys wanna go to Montana 🐄 🌾 🏔️ and for Eric to be able to come he would need to sell his quad (that he does not use). Once this gets 10 signatures Eric will have exactly 24 hours to list the Quad for sale and if he does not, he will be reported to authorities for being læme. Please help this cause.

Seena Sokout - Montana Foundation    Contact the author of the petition